spongyspice:

*puts on blow by beyonce*

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"make sure you clean that, it’s the only way to get the….

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flavor”

invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

snapchatting:

in a past life i was an 80’s one hit wonder

mad-detective-in-the-impala:


tropius:

loathsomeness:

tropius:

loathsomeness:

tropius:

quoms:

looks like bhutan is on my shit list now. i have my eyes on you

whats that country next to canada thats red?

america

no next to, not under.

it’s Alaska, its a state in america

no i know what america is but whats that country next to canada though its on the side

No seriously, that’s alaska. It’s an american state.
Oh jesus christ someone get john green

mad-detective-in-the-impala:

tropius:

loathsomeness:

tropius:

loathsomeness:

tropius:

quoms:

looks like bhutan is on my shit list now. i have my eyes on you

whats that country next to canada thats red?

america

no next to, not under.

it’s Alaska, its a state in america

no i know what america is but whats that country next to canada though its on the side

No seriously, that’s alaska. It’s an american state.

Oh jesus christ someone get john green